I recounted the hilarious eye-opening conversation that we've had, and I can't help but just share it with the rest of the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the 3 ways to keep yourself occupied or how to avoid avoid that conversations during festive visits.
This guide is useful for:
- anti-social people,
- people who get tired or bored after many hours of talking, and
- those who want to avoid having conversations with nosy people.
1. TV
Have you noticed that most people would leave the TV on even if nobody's watching it? When you ask them to turn it off they just won't. I realised that it's useful to have the TV on in case somebody gets bored with the conversation. It might appear rude to turn on the TV halfway through the conversation (it's like saying out loud "I'm bored!") so it's better to have the TV beforehand. Turning towards the TV is also a good way to handle any awkward silence. If you visit a house where the TV is not turned on, remember to request for it to be turned on at the start of your visit. Or better still, bring the latest action (no porn please) DVD's to keep yourself entertained.
2. Food and drinks
If you're stuffing your face, you will look like you're enjoying yourself or at least doing something. This is also a great way to avoid conversations with nosy people. Should anyone attempt to talk to you, point to your mouth full of food (repeat if necessary) and they'll leave you alone.
If you're drinking alcohol, you can pretend to be drunk and moody or drunk and talking rubbish so that people stay away from you. The only ones who would like your company would be those who are truly drunk or, like you, are pretending to be drunk.
3. Children, babies and pets
Perhaps people are genuinely interested in children, babies and pets but I feel a certain sense of relief to see children and babies arrive or when the owner lets the dog loose when I'm too tired for further conversations. I don't usually play with children and babies because I'm too conscious of the germs on my hands. I can't speak baby language anyway. I don't play with dogs because I don't want my leg to become a masturbation post. I only like children, babies and pets because everyone else will have their attention diverted and leave me alone. Many people seem to enjoy playing with children, babies and animals. If you're one such person, go have fun talking in baby language or dog language!
This guide is useful for:
- anti-social people,
- people who get tired or bored after many hours of talking, and
- those who want to avoid having conversations with nosy people.
1. TV
Have you noticed that most people would leave the TV on even if nobody's watching it? When you ask them to turn it off they just won't. I realised that it's useful to have the TV on in case somebody gets bored with the conversation. It might appear rude to turn on the TV halfway through the conversation (it's like saying out loud "I'm bored!") so it's better to have the TV beforehand. Turning towards the TV is also a good way to handle any awkward silence. If you visit a house where the TV is not turned on, remember to request for it to be turned on at the start of your visit. Or better still, bring the latest action (no porn please) DVD's to keep yourself entertained.
2. Food and drinks
If you're stuffing your face, you will look like you're enjoying yourself or at least doing something. This is also a great way to avoid conversations with nosy people. Should anyone attempt to talk to you, point to your mouth full of food (repeat if necessary) and they'll leave you alone.
If you're drinking alcohol, you can pretend to be drunk and moody or drunk and talking rubbish so that people stay away from you. The only ones who would like your company would be those who are truly drunk or, like you, are pretending to be drunk.
3. Children, babies and pets
Perhaps people are genuinely interested in children, babies and pets but I feel a certain sense of relief to see children and babies arrive or when the owner lets the dog loose when I'm too tired for further conversations. I don't usually play with children and babies because I'm too conscious of the germs on my hands. I can't speak baby language anyway. I don't play with dogs because I don't want my leg to become a masturbation post. I only like children, babies and pets because everyone else will have their attention diverted and leave me alone. Many people seem to enjoy playing with children, babies and animals. If you're one such person, go have fun talking in baby language or dog language!
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